My friends say im outrageous but funny .My family say im a Tyrant and im far too stubborn .I shall tell you the bits in-between .

Im a mam ,i work and go to college .My spare time is spent tampering with my bike or sitting on my backside with either a good book or movie. I can cook without burning things and make smily faces out of spaghetti .My first love is my food ,My second is my shoes. My third is humor ,i dearly love to laugh . Please dont mail me with email addresses nor any insults ,i send your email addresses to "The Y.M.C.A (i fill out their online recruitment form with your details)" and your insult's get copied and pasted then added to my "funny quotes" txt document that i save for my profile headline to use later :P